Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Rip-Offs (or Homages)

For many years now, there has been an increasing dearth of new ideas in our mass media. At least, that's the perception. The truth is moneymen and cashwomen are terrified to let money go on an untested property. And so what we get is a glut of remakes, sequels, adaptations, and straight rip-offs. A lot of these are bad, or (as I am so fond of saying) worse, mediocre. Sometimes though, there's a couple that borrow things so well that they stand out on their own, and I played an example of each this month.

First, the bad!

(I know that none of you are wondering where At A Glance is, but it'll be back once I'm caught up. Word.)


My Dante's Inferno Stats
Dante's Inferno Divine Edition
  • Platform: PS3
  • Playthroughs: 3 @ 25 - 28 hours
  • Trophies: 43/55 (Platinum # 11!)
  • I compare it to: Kratos Goes To Hell! No, not Hades, the other one!
  • Play it again?: I've had enough silliness, thanks.
  • Urgency: Wait for at least the 7th circle of the bargain bin, or just read the damn thing instead.

It's an established fact in the film and game worlds that if it's good, its an homage. If it's bad, its a rip-off. So, what's the rule for mediocre? I'm going with rip-off, and that's a title I will gladly bestow upon Dante's Inferno, or at least its gameplay and story. 

As I'm sure you've surmised already, Dante's Inferno is based upon the first part of Dante Aligheri's epic Divine Comedy. As a poet taking a guided tour through Hell isn't a terribly compelling device to drive gameplay, a slight few "liberties" were taken with the story. Dante is now a crusader, a "complex" figure, which means he did a lot of terrible things seemingly on a whim (although there is the fact that he committed these atrocities believing he was protected under a universal indulgence).  Instead of a virtuous outsider witnessing the sinners' torments, Dante is now in danger of residing in each of the nine circles, should his quest to rescue the soul of his murdered wife from the clutches of (the oddly smarmy and lecherous) Lucifer fail. Yes, it's kind of dumb, but so far, I've been unable to come up with a better way to adapt Inferno into a game. I'll bet I could if I tried for like, 5 minutes though, and so could you.

No such creativity was applied to the gameplay, sadly. All of the taglines DI has garnered labeling it a "God of War clone" are well deserved. Granted, it works, and combat has a decent flow, but it owes everything to Kratos, up to and including its combos, air combat, quick time events, and wall traversal (of which there is far too much here). The only thing it has that Kratos doesn't is the magic ranged cross attack. Yes, really. The ability to choose whether to "Punish" or "Absolve" enemies is inconsequential beyond what type of XP it yields, and your choice to upgrade "Good" or "Evil" abilities has no bearing on the story and little on the gameplay itself. However, an "Absolution" move made me absolutely giggle with glee and produced this catchphrase listed below (which I proceeded to use EVERY time):

"The light of Christ, IN YOUR FACE!"

The one real highlight of Dante's Inferno, and yes, there is one, is the Inferno itself. Hell is AMAZING. With the exception of a single level (which I will tear apart below), each level is amazingly detailed, and ripped straight from the cantos of the Inferno. Most levels, some more subtly than others, evoke the sins of its resident penitents. For instance, in Lust, you battle your way up a huge tower, full to the brim of phalli and lotus, that thrusts forth from the depths of one of the outer circles. Greed is a boiling gold foundry, and the City of Dis (another reason for a old handle of mine) is utterly massive, a Cyclopean citadel of furnaces and cages. The bosses, in general, are worthy of this thematic cohesion.

One exception which I must expound upon is the Malebolge, or the 8th circle, that of deceivers.  My strongest impression here is that the team just ran out of ideas. While the structure of this circle in the poem may seem like it lends itself to what's actually in the game, namely, ten gameplay challenges (ala, what else, God of War's post game challenges) that have nothing to do with deception, it is nothing if not generic and repetitive. It is literally, boss taunt, challenge arena, hallway, elevator, save point, repeat. That's it. It's not only the integration of what works very well as post game content into the main flow of the game that bothers me, but the absence of any real level design in a setting that had a lot of potential, and doesn't come close to meeting, let alone raising, the bar set by the rest of the game.

The final boss, and I don't consider it a spoiler for anyone who even knows about the Inferno, is Satan, and while cool-looking, he is rather silly. It wouldn't be a video game without a diabolical plot to take over the world, and that's what's going on here. I'm very critical of any depiction of Old Scratch, and while I thought he was kind of fun (if, as previously mentioned, smarmy and lecherous) at the beginning,  at the end, unfortunately, he fails in his quest to be Best Satan Ever. Sorry, better luck next time.

And that brings us to the inevitable sequel possibility. DI did well enough in sales (about half a million) to warrant discussion of a sequel, and as we know, Inferno is part one of a three part story. However, what would the gameplay in Purgatory or Paradise be like? Obviously, there's lost souls and demon tormentors aplenty to fight in Inferno, but what will have to change to make the other two interesting? My guess? Ruining good literature to make bad games. Or more of it, anyway.

Final word, if you can't get enough of God of War, and you're desperate for more GoW style action before Ghost of Sparta comes out, or if you just want to see a neat vision of (most of) Hell, give this a look. Otherwise, give a hoot and read the book. I'll even give you a link.

Inferno (Bantam Classics)


Now, the good!


My Darksiders Stats
Darksiders
  • Platform: PS3
  • Playthroughs: 2 @ 32 hours
  • Trophies: 43/43 (Platinum # 12!)
  • I compare it to: Aperture Science crossbreeds Link, Raziel, and Kratos.
  • Play it again?: Played it out, but give me another one!
  • Urgency: Add it to your queue or buy used, its worth it.
    In general, we all tend to respond to borrowed narrative or gameplay conventions negatively. We like innovation in the gaming world, and we have a converse (and almost instinctive) dislike toward imitation. This tendency sometimes keeps us from checking out games that get a bad rap for "ripping off" gameplay conventions, but in reality synthesize disparate gameplay elements into a wholly enjoyable experience, Such is the case with Darksiders. 

    A word before we go on. I don't really care for, or about, Darksiders' story. I don't say that very often, as frequent readers know, I'm a sucker for story. However, after Dante's Inferno, I wasn't expecting too much. To paraphrase Samwise, it's something about a seal, a horseman, and something about the end of the world. Seriously, it's serviceable, and definitely more interesting than the story contortions of DI, but thats not what I enjoyed about this game.

    Darksiders combines several very solid elements from some classic game franchises. While most would say the one it draws the most from is Legend of Zelda, with its exploration, puzzle solving, and unlockable abilities (and "z-targeting"), I actually found it evoking one of my very favorite games, Soul Reaver. Perhaps it's the atmosphere and darker subject matter, but that feeling instantly endeared Darksiders to me. It's combat and weapon upgrades are very similar to, what else, God of War, but I found a lot more of Devil May Cry in Darksiders than I saw in Inferno. Most surprisingly, there is an item which, let's not mince words here, is nothing less than a portal gun. Yes, like Portal. There are some very satisfyingly clever challenges built around this item however, and that kept the "imitation indignation" away. A quick note that will save you some time, you can shoot through your own portals with this gun. You'll understand when the time comes.

    Ultimately, with its well crafted boss fights (represented on the map by a big red skull) and skillful (if not exactly innovative) level design, Darksiders managed to entertain me quite a bit, and while it it true that I have a deep and abiding love for games like this, Zelda and Soul Reaver, Darksiders does have its own distinct flavor after you've been playing it a while, you'll find it hard to stop, like I did. Just don't ask me for any story details, I wasn't paying that much attention to it.

    Next week: Who you gonna call?

    Thursday, July 1, 2010

    Even More Behind!

    So, to all those of you who do not believe I can go any length of time with playing video games, I submit this! I've been away working for two months and haven't so much as picked up a controller. So there. That said, I'm back and the game is on again! Oh, and by the way, I decided to sell out. Should you feel a burning desire to purchase anything I may mention or recommend (or anything I implore you not to just to stick it to me, in which case I guess the jokes on you), just click the picture next to the review. Please do. I like money.


    6/13 to 7/13 At a glance
    Currently Playing:


    Borderlands (360)
    Halo 3: ODST (360)
    Red Dead Redemption (PS3)
    Rock Band 2 (PS3),
    Dante's Inferno (PS3)


    Recently Finished:
    Mass Effect 2 (360) Completed #11!



    Mass Effect 2My Mass Effect 2 Stats:
    • Platform: 360
    • Playthroughs: 2 @ 60+ hours     
    • Achievements: 1055/1055 (Completed #11, and keeping up with DLC!)
    •  I compare it to: Chapter 2 of the best sci-fi story ever!
    • Play it again?: Lair of the Shadow Broker comes out soon!!
    • Urgency: Buy, Borrow or Beg! (New if you want DLC, see below)

    I have this weird relationship with midnight releases. On one hand, when I'm excited enough for a title, I have no compunctions about going to the Gamestop two hours before midnight and hanging out to wait for it. On the other, I know that I'm going to spend the entire time surrounded by sad, agoraphobic introverts who'll discuss nothing other than games. In other words, my people. Really though its not so bad. It's fun to talk games with other people and enjoy the excited atmosphere at these things, and even better to grab the game and get the hell out. 


    My point: Mass Effect is one of the few franchises I'll hit a midnight for, and I did. (There's a reason Exploding Saren has been my XBL profile pic for so long) I have to say, it was very encouraging for the future of one of my very favorite franchises to see so many people lined up, waiting to take home a copy of its latest installment. 


    So, what's so great about Mass Effect? Well, it's only one of the most fully realized and compelling sci-fi universes out there today. In my humble opinion, it rivals such giants as Star Trek and Dune, and completely blows away Star Wars. Yeah, it does. Everything other than Empire anyway. Go ahead and nerd rage, those of you that are prone to it. Shepard > Skywalkers.


    Those of you that haven't yet had the privilege of playing the first Mass Effect, I highly recommend you do so. I would go as far as to say it is a definite prerequisite to playing Mass Effect 2. Unlike some other sequels, ME2 not only continues the storyline of its predecessor, but decisions you make in ME1 have ramifications in ME2. Playing 2 without having played 1 would be like seeing Empire before New Hope.


    Now that you've played ME1 and come back, let me first assure you that a lot of the stuff that just bugged you about ME1 is no longer a problem in ME2. The crazy amount of inventory you had to sort through? Gone. The seemingly featherweighted and nigh undrivable Mako? Gone. The gross texture pop-in? Gone, mostly. Weapons that overheat instead of requiring ammunition? Gone, sadly. (fire in short controlled bursts, and you can firing a LONG time) BioWare has put a lot of work into streamlining the Mass Effect experience, improving the action, and removing barriers to enjoying the story. 


    And the story, of course, is what this is all about. BioWare has always been one of the foremost companies for storytelling, and Mass Effect 2 not only continues this long and proud tradition, but elevates it. (SPOILERS FOR ME1 FOLLOW) ME2's story continues the adventure of Shepard and his crew after defeating Saren and the Reaper Sovereign at the Citadel. Shepard finds himself seriously indebted to pro-human extremist group Cerberus, (and not because he killed a small army of Cerberus agents in ME1) who enlists him to stop the Collectors, mysterious abductors who have recently begun targeting human colonies in the lawless Terminus Systems. Shepard knows from the beginning that his path must eventually take him into the Omega-4 relay, from beyond which no ship, other than those of the Collectors, has ever returned.  Shepard builds his team, meeting new allies and old friends, and prepares to engage the Collectors in what can only be called a suicide mission. 


    It's just as badass as I tried to make it sound. ME2's narrative reaches some incredible heights, and unlike other  "moral choices" some other games try to present you with (Kill random dude or don't), I actually found myself agonizing over certain choices before I made them, then silently arguing with the game over its categorization of these choices. (Is it more morally correct to force someone to accept your viewpoint, or destroy them?) Also, how well you prepare bears directly on what happens to your teammates. Forget a vital upgrade, and your team could pay with their lives. Neglect to gain a specialist's loyalty, and you may find your fireteam dead as a result. And of course, everything you do will carry over to  Mass Effect 3. That is, if Shepard doesn't die. This is a very possible outcome.


    As I'm sure I've made very clear, The Empire Strikes Back is my very favorite Star Wars movie. Mass Effect 2 is the series' ESB.  Yes, it's that good. The conclusion of this story, if it lives up to its foundation, will be nothing short of a phenomenon. Unfortunately that's a year or two off. In the meantime, may I recommend:
    • Kasumi's Stolen Memory - 560pts (about $7)
    • Overlord - 560pts (about $7)
    • Lair of the Shadow Broker - 800pts (about $10)
    These paid DLC packs are all worth the price of admission, and continue the story of ME2. BioWare has already announced its intention that ME2 DLC will continue to be developed and released all the way up to ME3.

    NOTE ON DLC: If you buy ME2, be sure to get a new copy if you intend to download these content packs. A new copy of the game includes a Cerberus Network code, which allows you to download these in addition to a good chunk of free content. Without a code CN access costs about $15. It's part of the industry's War on Used, which I won't soapbox about here except to say,  No, I don't like it either.

    If you're a hardcore ME junkie like me, you can also read the excellent novels by ME lead writer Drew Karpyshyn.

    Mass Effect: RetributionMass Effect: RevelationMass Effect: Ascension
     

    • Mass Effect: Revelation sheds light on Anderson's tantalizing hint in ME1: "I was once being considered to be a Spectre, but Saren made sure that didn't happen."
    • Mass Effect: Ascension is set after the end of ME1, and introduces us in advance to some ME2 locales, including the chaotic space station Omega.
    • Mass Effect: Retribution shows us what happens when we piss off the Illusive Man. Not pretty.
     
    Also, bridging the gap between 1 and 2 (or the beginning of 2 and the rest of 2) is:

    Mass Effect Volume 1: Redemption
    • Mass Effect Volume 1: Redemption - While Shepard is, um, away, Liara T'Soni digs around in the Shadow Broker's, um, shadowy world, and may not like what she finds. (Be gentle, it's been a while since I read it.)






     Finally, if you're just plain obsessive (also like me), you can also get one of these:



     Yep, that's a Shepard action figure. No, I don't have one yet, but I'm sure I will when they come out. I'm now going to cry my nerd tears onto my nerd pillow. *Sniff* More next week. *Sniff*

    Thursday, April 22, 2010

    Majini, Lightning and Nazis, Oh My!

    There's nothing quite like the feeling of finishing a game, and sending it packing back to GameFly. Of course, it's an extra bonus when I get a Platinum trophy or Completed game out of the equation, and this time, I managed get two! Two Platinums, and one hideous, glaring hole in my completion record. Read on!

     My Resident Evil 5 Stats:

    Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition 
    • Platform:  PS3
    • Playthroughs: 6+ @ 45+ hours     
    •  Trophies: 51/51 before DLC (Platinum #9!)      /
    •  I compare it to: Resident Evil 4, 2
    • Play it again?:If not playing the DLC comes back to haunt me.
    • Urgency: Gamefly or Used Section

    Resident Evil is one of those franchises that I've been playing almost since game one. I haven't played any of the many spinoffs, however, I have played every main game in the series, and when Resident Evil 4 revitalized the series (and the genre), I was actually excited about it again. Resident Evil 5 takes the formula that RE4 utilized to such great effect (over the shoulder aiming, intense action, and upgrades upgrades upgrades!) and amps it up a bit. And, for the most part, it works.

    The visuals, as I've expected from every new RE game, are fantastic. Top notch production value is one of RE5s real strengths. It's also the first RE set in bright sunlight, proving scary isn't just for the dark. The sound also keeps up with RE's stellar track record. But, these are all things we expect from AAA titles nowadays. When we consider the gameplay....

    My first reaction after playing the demo was not excitement, but frustration. I had just played Dead Space, and while that game is just as terrifying and gripping (ok, maybe more so) than RE5, it has one important feature that RE5 did not. STRAFING! The ability to move sideways (or to move at all while you aim), Capcom argued, diminished the tension in this environment, which I think was just a lame cover for the real reason, which I think sounds something like, "Why didn't we think of that? Well, it's too late to put it in now, just make something up to cover for us, would you?"

    One thing I noticed about this game and its predecessor is that it's not very fun the first time through. It's intense, it's taut, you're always fighting or running for your life (and not always succeeding). In other words, survival horror. However, on your second playthrough, you've fully powered up a weapon or two, and you tear through subsequent playthroughs, plural, like an unholy badass. This is where the new RE games get fun to play, and they are. It's also nice that you get to keep your equipment on higher difficulties, which makes them bearable.

    A major new component in the RE formula is the inclusion of co-op. Having a partner, while one might think would lessen the intensity of a survival horror experience, actually provides some new thrills for the genre. Covering your partner as he/she runs across a catwalk crawling with Lickers (I'm so happy they're back!) is almost as intense as doing the running, hoping your trust in your partner is well founded.
    Now, I haven't said much about the story. There's really not much to say, except that despite all of the improvements to the presentation, Resident Evil's story is a special type of ridiculousness that you can't find just anywhere. On the first playthrough, it's kind of fun to watch the cutscenes to attempt to figure out whats going on, but skip them thereafter. The game flows better without them, and they're not worth taking seriously. And, I do have to say, even though the lines haven't improved too much, lets give it to the voice actors for doing a decent job. And no one asks, "Where's Barry?"
    If you're a RE veteran, definitely check this out. Not so bad for the general public, either, but no need to rush out the store.


    My Infamous Stats:

    Infamous
    • Platform:  PS3
    • Playthroughs: 2 @ 35-38 hours     
    •  Trophies: 50/50 (Platinum #10!)      
    •  I compare it to: Supercharged Sandbox Superhero!       
    • Play it again?: If it showed up orphaned on my doorstep. Otherwise I'll wait for the sequel.
    • Urgency: Gamefly or Used Section.


    Moment of Complete Honesty: I'm sick to death of sandbox games. Seriously. Yeah, ok, immersive worlds are fun, but it's hard to get this stuff right anymore. I HATE taking forever to get where I'm going, and sometimes I just get sick of wandering around. Infamous, I am glad to say, has refreshed my taste for these types of games, because it has shown me what they need: SOMETHING DIFFERENT! And, in Infamous' case, its superpowers! Sweet!


    Infamous really did an excellent job of creating a city that was fun to traverse, and entertaining powers to wreak havoc with (and traverse said city, love you Rail Grind!). The game's morality system, while at times black and white, actually has a bearing on the gameplay, with each path directly affecting your selection of powers, as well as the city around you, with an altruistic play style inspiring the citizens to clean up the streets and cheer you on, while those of a more malevolent bent will notice neighborhoods falling deeper into ruin, and trash and insults being thrown your way.  


    Honestly, I didn't get Infamous' story at first. I thought the tone was bizarre and confusing, however, when I thought of it as more of a comic book tale than other open world games, then I really was able to kick back and enjoy it. There are some bizarre and borderline ridiculous happenings, but in the context of a superhero comic, they all work just fine.


    I have to recommend Infamous highly for anyone, but especially those burned out on open world games. It uses a lot of those conventions we know so well, but mixes up the formula just enough to make it a blast to play.

    My Call of Duty 2 Stats:

    Call of Duty 2 (Game of the Year Edition) 
    • Platform: 360
    • Playthroughs: 1 @ 10-12 hours     
    •  Achievements: 200/1000 (really? See below)
    •  I compare it to: WWII as you've never seen it before....as of 5 years ago.     
    • Play it again?: Perhaps, that 200/1000 mocks me every time I see it.
    • Urgency: For archival purposes only

    A lot has changed in the gaming world since 2005. We're used to iron sight aiming, regenerating health, and Hollywood quality cinematic action. In other words, Call of Duty. After Modern Warfare, we've come to expect these features in a triple-A FPS.  So, I suppose it's no surprise that Call of Duty 2 was somewhat underwhelming for me. But, I could definitely see why it was such a big deal at the time.

    A month or so after the Xbox 360 debuted, I saw CoD2 playing at a kiosk somewhere. I was instantly impressed by the level of detail on display, to say nothing of the utter chaos of battle. All running at 60 frames per second as well (my favorite framerate!). I was impressed and made it a point to play it someday. 

    And 5 years later, I did. While some of the level design is pretty dated, it's very easy to pick out the conventions that made Modern Warfare such a resounding success 2 years later. The campaigns are interspersed with unforgettable "water-cooler" moments, the two that come to mind right this second are crawling through a trench while enemy tanks roll overhead, and gunning a tank over sand dunes taking out Rommel's Afrika Corps. And of course, there is the requisite D-Day level, though this one is certainly one of the best. 

    Call of Duty 2 is also interesting in that it presents an example of developer's thinking toward achievements in their inception. While most games now have 40-50 achievements, with a very defined plan about when they are unlocked, Call of Duty 2 has only 13. I unlocked 2 on my Normal playthrough. 2. 50pts for finishing the tutorial, and another 150 chunk for beating the game. All the rest are for beating levels on Hardened or Veteran. While I just wasn't interested enough to keep going through Hardened and Veteran on this one, I may just get it again to do so, because looking at that 200/1000 feels like a stain on my GPA, er, completion record. Yeah.

    From a historical perspective (and I mean gaming history, I'll leave the historical accuracy of the game to others), Call of Duty 2 is an important title that features many design staples that we take for granted today in their infancy. If you're interested for this reason, or if you're a World War 2 buff, CoD 2 may be worth taking a look at. Otherwise, just recognize this as a stepping stone to the games of today.

    Next Time! Almost Caught Up! Hooray!

    Thursday, April 15, 2010

    Wet With Sewage!

    It's not often that I give a game its own blog entry. (Yes, I know I gave God of War 3 its own last week.) As I am fairly selective in the games I play, I generally have mostly good things to say with some minor complaints, which is informative but not all that fun to read. However, sometimes I do come across a game that I think will be good, and turns out so bad that at the end I have enough animosity towards on it to create an unrelentingly scathing review that's not only fun to read, but cathartic to write. This week's victim is Wet. Enjoy.


    My Wet Stats

    WET

    • Platform: PS3
    • Playthroughs: 1 @ 8-9 hours
    • Trophies: 22/41
    • I compare it to: Enter The Matrix meets Kill Bill, except not any fun
    • Play it again?: I will cut you if you make me.
    • Urgency: Don't Waste Your Time.


    As frequent readers of my blog know, I am a sucker for story. A good, or even halfway decent story will keep me chugging along through an otherwise bad game (See Matt Hazard). This aspect of myself was sorely tested today as I played Wet, a game I queued up based on the demo I played last year, based itself on Bethesda's excellent track record. Aesthetically, Wet rips off Quentin Tarantino's movies (most notably Kill Bill and Grindhouse) so hard I'm surprised he hasn't sued. Then again, it also rips off all of the old exploitation flicks he ripped off, so I guess that would be a serious case of the pot calling the kettle black. So, instead of saying "rip off," I'm going to use the phrase "pays homage to," which is the same thing when the rip-ee either approves or doesn't care, and Tarantino doesn't even play games, let alone one as infuriatingly inconsistent as Wet, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't give a damn. Anyway.

    The worn-out film print look is complete with deep runs and heavy grain (a great joke for a different, current title out there at the moment), and, at least for the first two hours, complements the ultraviolence nicely. The story was definitely written as an homage to QT, just read and tell me if you disagree. Rubi Malone, a fixer for hire, undertakes a routine job to deliver a person back to her employer, who frames her for murder and leaves her for dead. After recovering, she sets out to perforate and dismember her betrayer and all of his allies. I knew you'd think so too.

    Not that it does it badly. The look and feel of Wet (along with its fun psycho-billy soundtrack) is actually pretty unique for the game world. Which is why it's such a shame that the gameplay is so bad. The first game I thought of when I first played the Wet demo was, of course, Enter the Matrix (some will say Max Payne, but as I haven't played those, EtM is my frame of reference), with its slo-mo diving and shooting, superhuman feats of agility, etc. The problem with this is that it takes a lot of polish to get right. EtM's wasn't perfect by any means, but it was more polished than Wet. It is just downright tough to line up a shot while Ruby is pulling off these acrobatic stunts, and not once during the course of the game did I feel like a badass, like I'm sure the devs hoped I would. While it's an interesting idea to have one manual target reticule and an auto-target, the enemies just soak too many bullets for this to feel as cool as it should.

    It really seems like the mark developer A2M missed here was that feeling of empowerment for the player. The one aspect of combat I did enjoy was using the sword, as it was pretty well engineered, powerful, and I usually hit the guy I wanted to hit. However, you actually get LESS style points at the end of the level for using your sword as opposed to "acrobatic kills" during which you can only use guns. So, not only did the gunplay actually make me feel more vulnerable than melee, as a player, I am actually DOCKED for using the sole aspect of combat that I thought really worked well!
     
    I expect to die a few times during my first playthrough of a game. I expect a few combat deaths, and one or two "testing the waters" platforming deaths. I died more often just by accidentally falling off of ledges than I have in any other game in years. If the gunplay in Wet lacks a certain element of polish, the platforming didn't even bother with it. I cannot tell how many times I made a seemingly simple jump to the obviously correct spot and fell to my death, frequently necessitating a restart much earlier in the level. This also happened while I was climbing, fighting (rolled off a ledge at least 4 times), and, inexplicably, climbing up a ladder. This, more than any other single factor, was the source of my frustration with Wet.

    In my Matt Hazard review, I lamented that such an awful game surrounded a story I thought any gamer would appreciate. Here, there is no such conflict. The story, while fun and decently written (with great voice acting by Eliza Dushku, Malcolm McDowell, and Alan Cumming), is not worth suffering through the subpar gameplay for. Watch a Tarantino flick instead. Very rarely do I slap a game back in the GameFly envelope as soon as (or before) the credits roll, but Wet is definitely an exception. The most telling review I can give of this game: I got a headache ten minutes in, and it didn't stop until I was done.

    -B. Hunt

    Thursday, April 8, 2010

    Epic Beyond Epic! I'm Tired of That Word!

    The Xbox is back! After it's 3 week Magical Microsoft Tour, the 360 is back in action, and hopefully no hotter than ever. But, more importantly, it's been a big week for operat1ve's trophy collection, three platinums! And one of these is from what is easily one of the very best games of this generation, the incredible God of War III, a game so excellent it gets its own blog post! Read on!

    3/21 to 4/5 At a glance

    Currently Playing:

    Borderlands (360) Secret Armory here we go!
    Mass Effect 2 (360) Renegade playthrough!
    Assassin's Creed 2 DLC (PS3)
    Rock Band 2 (PS3),

    Recently Finished:


    God of War III (PS3) Platinum #8!
    coming next post:
    Resident Evil 5 (PS3) Platinum #9!
    Infamous (PS3) Platinum #10!
    Call of Duty 2 (360) Story Playthrough


    My God of War III Stats:


    God of War III
    • Platform:  PS3
    • Playthroughs: 4 @ 40+ hours     
    •  Trophies: 36/36 (Platinum #8!)      
    •  I compare it to: It's F****** God of War! 3!       
    • Play it again?: I would be if I weren't blogging about it!
    • Urgency: Buy, Borrow or Beg!

    I've been excited for God of War III since the credits rolled on God of War II. The God of War series has always been a paragon of precision gaming, as well as a graphical benchmark and a study in creating a compelling protagonist. God of War's gameplay relies on a simple yet elegant formula that has been borrowed from (it, along with Resident Evil 4, is responsible for the many quicktime events now all too common in gaming) and in some cases, outright copied (see my upcoming Dante's Inferno review). After God of War II, while the series' impact was still beginning to be felt throughout the industry, Sony Santa Monica was already hard at work evolving this formula to a height that no one at that time (myself included) could ever dream of. The developer had the option of developing GoW II on the brand new PlayStation 3, however, they were practically masters of the PS2 hardware by that time, and were able to push that system to use 97% of its total hardware capability, and created a game that looked better than most of the PS3 launch titles. Knowing this, I asked myself, "If they can make the PS2 run a game this amazing, what will they be able to do with the PS3 after a few years with it?"
    Three years later, I found out.
    The sheer scale of God of War III is breathtaking. It only takes a few moments into the first level (sans any prerendered cinematic, the in-game graphics are way past the need for those) to see why this game would be impossible to make on any other system. Massive Titans scale a Cyclopean spire of rock, doing battle with the gods above, and Kratos scales the Titan Gaea, battling the many minions of Olympus.  It's every bit as epic as I'm making it sound. Kratos is more detailed than ever, which is all the more amazing considering the fact that he exists in the same space as the towering, 1500 foot tall Titans. And all this is only the beginning.

    God of War III is amazingly tight, even more so than its predecessors. The game flows almost perfectly all the way to the end (with the exception of one extremely bizarre puzzle), interspersing spectacular set pieces with intense combat, mixing it up frequently. One feature of this game that deserves special mention is the boss battles. God of War was light, with only 3 real bosses, God of War II had them all over the place. God of War III falls somewhere in between the two, with the focus more on quality than quantity, and has given me at least two of my favorite boss battles of all time. Each battle is different, and most are highly technical, and when it's done right, I love technical. 

    The squeamish had best beware, God of War's trademark gore is in rareform, and Kratos inflicts horrors upon his enemies the likes which even the most hardcore gamers have not yet seen.  However, this violence IS Kratos. I've never felt this series to be utterly gratuitous, simply because of how central Kratos' rage, viciousness, and lack of foresight are to his character. The fact that Kratos uses violence as the answer to his every problem is not simply due to the fact that he is a video game character, but has shaped his backstory, and the ramifications have always shaped the plot of the series.


    When I don't have enough good things to say about a game, I still try anyway, and then take 6 months to publish my blog post about it. So, all I can say, is that if you have a PS3, get God of War III. Now. If you don't have a PS3, go buy one, then go buy God of War III. It's worth it.




    Next time: More Platinum! More Zombies! More Superpowers!








    Monday, March 22, 2010

    Über Götterdämmerung

    It's here and it's beyond awesome! God of War III has arrived and it is everything I hoped it would be! Write up next week, but for now, lets just say "System Seller."

    3/13 to 3/20 At a glance
    Currently Playing:
    God of War III (PS3),

    Resident Evil 5(PS3) ,
    Rock Band 2 (PS3),
    Assassin's Creed 2 DLC (PS3)
    Infamous (PS3)

    On Hold (Thanks RROD!):
    Borderlands (360) Just after I got Secret Armory too!
    Call of Duty 2 (360)
    Mass Effect 2 (360) Renegade playthrough denied!

    Recently Finished:
    Resistance: Retribution (PSP) Story Playthrough
    God of War Collection (PS3) Platinum #'s 6 and 7!
    Modern Warfare 2 (360)

    My Resistance: Retribution Stats


    • Platform: PSP
    • Playthroughs: 1 @ 12-15 hours
    • I compare it to: Rebel Without A Second Analog Stick
    • Play it again?: Negative
    Resistance is one of those franchises that, were it not for GameFly, I would have probably never played. I played Resistance 1 and 2 last year and while the series has a somewhat interesting premise (Aliens trash Europe before the Nazis get a chance to, to try to explain further is futile), the gameplay is far more competent than the storytelling. Resistance is a classic example of the gameplay dictating the story, and while that may be fine for some, I actually experience a good deal of frustration when there IS a story, and it's just not told very well. So, that said, I would have passed this PSP only entry up if I hadn't heard that it had the most "robust" storytelling and "best" story of the series. Now, murky and confusing as it may be, I really felt this franchise had potential, so I put this on the queue. I get it, load it up, and spend 15 hours with a bad stereotype of an angry British "antihero" who plays by his own rules! He even wears a leather jacket. Really. First red flag. The long and short of the story is that just because its the best in the series doesn't mean it's good. Awful dialogue and cumbersome pacing cripple what could have been an engaging story, and really, I shouldn't have to look up
    a faction on Wikipedia because no character knowledge of said faction has ever been imparted to me, the player, over the course of the whole series! Anyway.
    The other big thing that kept me from enjoying an otherwise competent PSP shooter is the very fact that its a PSP shooter. I'm sorry Sony Bend, but face buttons and auto-targeting are no substitute for a second analog stick. You try, I know you try. But I didn't play Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror until it's PS2 port came along, and I've held out for the recently announced port of Logan's Shadow. I'm glad I gave R:R a shot, but I never want to try to pull off a headshot with the triangle button again.


    My Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Stats (spoilers)


    • Platform: Xbox 360
    • Playthroughs: 3 @ 20+ hours
    • Achievements: 47 of 50, 860/1000
    • I compare it to: Red Dawn in the 21st Century!
    • Play it again?: Eh.........
    11/10/09. Modern Warfare 2 is released, selling over 10 million copies in it's first week of release. The game itself is beautiful, finely tuned, somewhat controversial (but too much so) and filled with incredible moments. Gamers take time off of work to immerse themselves in Infinity Ward's latest tour de force. These are the facts. Just one question. Did ANY of this surprise ANYONE? I thought not. I loved the first Modern Warfare, and like everyone else in the world, I was excited for number 2.

    Modern Warfare ratcheted up the intensity to a level no one thought possible in an FPS, and, to no one's surprise, MW2 builds on that foundation. All of the "Holy Shit!" moments one expects are here. If I have any complaints at all with MW2, it's that there is just something missing from the story that MW had (and I don't just mean about 4 more hours of campaign). While CoD hates its first-person protagonists more than any other franchise out there (you watch yourself die as no less than 3 different characters over the course of the campaign), in MW2 you don't get the same connection to the characters, and the plot seeps into a bit of convolution. On the plus side, MW2 was able to afford some great voice talent, such as Lance Henrikson and Keith David (two of my favorites, and Mass Effect alums to boot!).

    Something that deserves mention is MW2's Special Ops mode, which for the most part is a great collection of bite sized single player and co-op missions. The only reason I don't have 1000/1000 on this title is the incredible difficulty of the last few missions I needed for the achievements. With another player of my skill level, I have no doubt that I could eventually finish these, but as they were definitely designed for the co-op experience, I'm just not badass enough to do it on my own. Maybe someday......


    My God of War Collection Stats


    • Platform: PS3
    • Playthroughs: God of War: 2 @ 12 hours (+ Challenges) / God of War II: 1 @ 10 hours (+ Challenges)
    • Trophies: 71/71 (Platinums #6 and #7!)
    • I compare it to: It's F****** God of War! The basis for most of my comparisons! In HD!
    • Play it again?: It's only a matter of time!
    For those of you that don't already know, God of War is one of my very favorite game franchises of all time. Is it because it satisfies my need for over the top violence and Greek mythology simultaneously? Well, yeah, but it's also because God of War is one of the most consistently excellent series' ever produced. The polish and tuning in these games provides a precision gaming experience beyond measure, and very few things in the gaming world compare to the high of finally beating a God of War game on it's highest difficulty.

    All of this was there before this set. God of War Collection presents 2 of my very favorite games in HD with dynamic lighting, courtesy of this generation's hardware. I'm generally opposed to rebuying, but that and the addition of trophies made this too hard for me to pass up. Playing each of these games was just as fun as it was five years ago, and they look better than ever, especially on the new TV (and for those skeptical about the difference, it's glaringly obvious on an HDTV). There's not many games that I still own that I would buy again, but if more games got this treatment (looking at you, Legacy of Kain!), I might just change my mind, again.


    Next Week! My EPIC write up of God of War III! The Xbox Returns! And some long lingerers are finally finished! Electrifying!

    Saturday, March 13, 2010

    OMG! RROD FTL! CMEO! GTEASAPPS3FTTB!

    (Ridiculous acronym above means = Going To Eat A Sandwich And Play PlayStation 3 For The Time Being)

    Crapcakes! I knew it was just a matter of time, but the dreaded 360 Red Ring of Death has finally wreaked it's havoc upon our happy home. It's being repaired right now, but still, half of my slate has been put on hold, which is probably not a bad thing Anyway, moving on.

    2/8 to 3/12 At a glance

    Currently Playing:
    Resident Evil 5(PS3) ,
    Rock Band 2 (PS3),

    On Hold (Thanks RROD!):
    Borderlands (360) Just after I got Secret Armory too!
    Call of Duty 2 (360)
    Mass Effect 2 (360) Renegade playthrough denied!


    Recently Finished:
    Brütal Legend (PS3)
    Civilization: Revolution (360)

    Assassin's Creed 2 (PS3) Platinum #5!

    to be written on next time:
    Resistance: Retribution (PSP) Story Playthrough
    God of War Collection (PS3) Platinum #'s 6 and 7!
    Modern Warfare 2 (360),


    My Assassin's Creed II Stats


    • Platform: PS3
    • Playthroughs: 1 @ 35+ hours
    • Trophies: 51/51 (Platinum #5!)
    • I compare it to: Parkour + Stabbing = Awesome, Part 2!
    • Play it again?: You betcha!
    So, how do you make Assassin's Creed, one of the first fully realized experiences of this hardware generation, even better? Switch up the mission types, expand the locales, and give Ezio, Altaïr's descendant, an even more awesome moveset! ACII delivers on the promise of its predecessor, providing an incredibly rich experience.


    My Brütal Legend Stats
     

    • Platform: PS3
    • Playthroughs: 1+ @ 30+ hours
    • Trophies: 40/51
    • I compare it to: Metal more Metal than Metal thought Metal could be!
    • Play it again?: When it's too cheap to pass up

    I've been waiting to write this one up for a while now. When I first read about Brütal Legend when it was in its early stages of development years ago, I was beyond excited. A game totally devoted to all things heavy metal, where the landscape looked like an album cover anywhere you looked just sounded great to me. I love metal, and Brütal Legend just sounded like the ultimate game to me. (especially when I'd heard that Jack Black was involved.) So, more than 2 years later, what do I think of the finished game? Well, sigh. It's a mixed bag, to say the least, but, to be honest, I really think the pros outweigh the cons.

    The creativity on display here is top-notch, from core concept to minor details, Brütal Legend really is a loving tribute to the world of metal, with wink (and occasionally groan) inducing nods toward its glam, goth, and industrial offspring. The story and characters are generally well written also, and developer Tim Schafer's brand of humor makes the laughs come often. Unfortunately, while Double Fine provides us with a fantastic world and mythology to play in, the gameplay itself suffers from a serious lack of polish. While I love the spells (each activated with a guitar solo), the melee combat is very simple hack and slash.

    This would have been alright if it had been carried (albeit improved on and upgradable) through the course of the game, however, the major plot points in the game involve the extremely cumbersome stage battles. Now, as I explain below, I'm not a big RTS person, but I don't have anything against them. Brütal Legend utilizes many units (most of which are faction specific) that are clever in both concept and execution. However, I believe it's the management of these units that makes the battles very cumbersome. I cannot point to one particular problem with these sequences, however, for me, it just seems like the whole never becomes more than the sum of it's parts. Despite this, Brütal Legend is a really fun game, and with it's excellent metal soundtrack (for a good laugh, look at the genre divisions in the music menu) and awesome cameos by Lemmy Kilmeister, Ozzy Osbourne, and Rob Halford, it made me not only enjoy the time I spent playing it, but also to really enjoy metal again. Recommended for any video gaming metalhead.


    My Civilization: Revolution Stats


    • Platform: Xbox 360
    • Playthroughs: 20+ @ 1-4 hours each
    • Achievements: 50/50 (Completed #10!)
    • I compare it to: RTS Lite.
    • Play it again?: Certainly, especially since the wife constantly plays it.
    A good friend of mine plays this ALL the time. This is a friend that plays many of the same games that I do. So, I was mildly surprised to see this on his Now Playing line on his XBL profile. I wondered for a while, until I got it through GameFly for my wife. I watched her play for a few days, then I started playing as well, then I understood. Revolution provides a streamlined approach to the RTS experience, making it more accessible for gamers not as familiar with that genre (like myself). The result is a game that while not my usual cup of tea, is incredibly addictive and enjoyable. Point of interest, my wife refused to speak to me for the rest of the night after I nuked the Japanese. She did not feel better after I had the Japanese nuke the Germans.

    Next time, more write ups, and God of War III is almost here! (written 3/13, posted 3/22)